deanstfu:

That is disgusting. You haven’t seen my cock so don’t judge until you’ve had a look okay, wife…. Lottie, did you just name a mathematical theory to me?

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I’ve seen your face and thats enough to put me off! I named your girlfriend you insensitive prick… girls don’t like to be called mathematical theories. Dean.

deanstfu:

You dated him like three months ago though… he’s in your classes, Lottie. So… Moonshine, you think I should go and find her? Well, I’m awful at names too.. could you tell me her last name?

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I don’t give a shit about names, I care about something else. Yes, you need to because I’m not going to sleep with you and we wouldn’t want your cock to shrivel up anymore than it has. I don’t know… probably Moonshine Monstrous.

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deanstfu:

You mean Jason…

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I’m bad with names, okay!

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deanstfu:

You think I dated somebody called Moonshine? 

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No, I think you’re still dating somebody called Moonshine with a sister called Cloud. Now leave Madison alone, and on that note, leave me alone too.. I need to go and find your brother Jack.

deanstfu:

You mean Sunny and Raine?

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I have no idea who they are… I’m talking about Moony and Cloud.

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deanstfu:

Maybe it is a girlfriend you’re going back to…

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Well, why don’t you just go back to Moonshine, Dean! Or that younger one… Cloud or whatever. Then I can go and scissor Madison all night…

deanstfu:

I didn’t know you and your dildo had become so exclusive. Maybe I will, better yet.. I could go and sleep with Madison.

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You’re an idiot! Don’t you dare touch her, Dean.

deanstfu:

Well, that’s good. Every girl in the USA wants me, so I don’t need your… hole.

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Go back to your girlfriend, stupid head… that’s what I’ll be doing. Well… not girlfriend, you know what I’m talking about!

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deanstfu:

It’s not bad!

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It’s the worst thing in the entire world and I’m going to sleep with your brother before I ever climb into our… shudder, bed.

ftwmadison:

I think it was a lovely wedding.

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I hate you! Soon you’ll be married off like me, Maybe… to Prince Jason… then we can be together… and I can be your Maid of Honor at your wedding.